- Benedict: I'm Smaug in the Hobbit, I'm in Star Trek: Into the Darkness, and I play Sherlock, I think I'd get torn limb from limb if I went to Comic Con.
Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.
You are now informed.
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!